December 2010
22 posts
Winter in Chicago
There is a caprce classic wagon circa 1982 stuck outside our apartment trying, desperately, to extricate itself from all the snow along side of our street.  There are people with shovels trying to help.  I would total go help too if it wasn;t winter in Chicago and, therefore, FUCKING COLD out there. But, then again, if there were the case that guy wouldn’t be in the predicament he is...
Dec 28th
Bored at work at home
Entertain me with things.  You can use this too, if you want.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Winner, winner, Christmas Evening Dinner
Chinese food dinner?  Check. Not only check, but free christmas gift from China Dragon: a hanging Wallroll Calendar!  FTMFW!! Also? This fortune cookie fortune: Just because you put tap shoes on an elephant does not mean it can dance. Yeah, that happened. BALL. ER.
Dec 26th
Christmas at home
Annual Christmas Jammies for the Wife?  Check. Angry Bird Plushies? Check. Pancakes delivered from the local Jewish Diner? Check. Sleepy pup? Check. Extra long Rob Drydeck’s Fantasy Factory marathon? Check. Godiva Chocolates?  Check. Ethnic food of undetermined type for dinner?  Working on it. BALLER.
Dec 26th
Dec 25th
Night at home alone?
Fried thai food, [redacted], TiVo and a tired dog.  AWWWWWWW YAY!! :) BALLER.
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
Seriously?
How come when there are plenty of completely empty banks of seats on the bus, the weird possibly homeless guy who smells like old cigarettes, old urine and despair chooses to sit next to me?
Dec 10th
Dec 5th
So far today
Walked dog Defended friends husbands honor on the internets Went to Home Depot and got stuff for wintery BS ie. Shovel, Salt Went to Bed, Bath and Ba-donk-a-donk to purchase new Keurig as old one died yesterday and wife was inconsolable :) Shoveled, chatted with Landlord who was shoveling upon my return Took out the garbage and recycling Tested new Keurig Received presents in mail from...
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
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Foreign Press Says What America’s Won’t: Sarah... →
I have not had opportunity to say this may times in my life but: God Bless the RUSSIANS!  So worth the read!
Dec 4th
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Tis the season
Tree is up (for the first time), Hanukkah candles have been lit, sitting on the couch across from the wife (dog asleep at her feet) as we Tumble.  FIrst snow should start soon too. Life is good.  Simple and good.
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
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Reason # Eleventy Billion why I LOVE Patience
relicts: Man, I love looking at porn right in the living room full of my family. Booyah!!
Dec 4th
Reblog if you want a bunch of "have you evers" and...
cathairtumbleweeds: altleftarrow: scottfriday: thekelsmith: http://xtildeathx.tumblr.com/ask  Why not - something to do later this evening i usually don’t go for this sort of thing, but fuck it. i’m feeling flippant.  Fuck it, I’m feeling Scott Friday. Oh, man. Who wants to put an over/under on how many questions I’m gonna get about buttsex? I’ll do it anyways. What the heck. ...
Dec 3rd
Just applied for shiny, new health insurance!
Been on state sponsored health insurance via BCBS since this past April due to not yet having three years symptom free from my weird bout with a rare auto-immune syndrome called Reiter’s Syndrome.  The insurance, called ICHIP, was decent insurance, Rx plan and everything, but it was $340/month for me alone!!  And the people who run it for the state?  Don’t get me started with that...
Dec 3rd
Dec 1st
Another mediocre work out
I really think that the holiday got me all screwed up.  Took way too many days off.  I’ll get back into, I’m sure.  I am, however, gonna take Rich’s advice and go to a running store to get myself fitted for some good, serious running shoes.  Not my initial reaction to his comment though.  That went something more like this: Me: Fuck you, Rich.  I ran track all through high...
Dec 1st
Dec 1st
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