December 2011
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One more day of work and then I'm off for the...
I put the dog in daycare for the holiday so I don’t have to worry about walking him whilst I partake in the revelry. It’s partially selfish and partially so he doesn’t have to suffer a weird or extended walking schedule due to my desire to partaaayyyyyy :)
My friends’ band is playing tomorrow night, all night. Gonna be sick!
I hate it when Zooey Deschanel does anything.
thatfriendlyblackguy:
razingmayhem:
Because then her face is plastered all over my dash.
Can her and Ryan Gosling go somewhere? Like AWAY? Thanks.
My name is Ian Mendelsohn and i support this message
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Plan for Today
Wake up
Clean thyself
Clothe thyself
Pick up Chef friend
Get vitals
“Eat Sammiches”
Cook tasty chef quality food from procured vitals
CHILL
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Not yet :)
abloodymess:
tallestmidget replied to your photo: any random day at our house.
This is why I love you guys. This and so many other reasons. REASONS! I LOVE YOU GUYS FOR REASONS!!! Woah, what just happened to me?
booze?
Maybe in a bit though
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ashamedtosay asked: I dropped by to say hello today while I was at the mall because I am not bright and went to the mall but you were all being intense and helpful to someone wishing to do something with whatnot. So I couldn't. Anyway, waving at you now!!!!!
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scottfriday asked: it's because i'm watching this christmas episode of The Office when they go to benihana. hibachi dinner is among my favorite, and this is just driving me nuts.
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now i'm craving hibachi dinner.
Duuuuuude. We were saying the same thing the other night. I am having Dim Sum tonight, so that’s close. Kinda. Not really.
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Okay, so the NBA is advertising for their...
…with Christmas covers by JUSTIN BEIBER FEATURING BUSTA RHYMES?!?!?!?!
So, just took a shower
and it made me SLEEEEPPPPYYY. Luckily, I don’t have any plans until 6:30p. I’ll be on the couch barely paying attention to the NBA if you need me
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:)
andsoisyourface replied to your post: 45 out of 51
GR isn’t too far away… and we have a comfy couch…
Your man already texted me about this :) Its def. a possibility. Can I bring the dog? He’s small :)
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45 out of 51
Those are the number of days between today and February 11th that Julianna and I will be apart. I will be in Florida and see her from January 7th - 12th but thats it.
I’m not typing this to make you feel bad for me OR to make her feel bad. Not at all. In some respects, its actually kind of awesome. I feel that it says wonderful things about our relationship. Considering where we were...
Working today?!
audioper:
Are you kidding? I work both jobs today AND tomorrow!
You just shut your mouths.
I may only have one job but I, too, am working today and tomorrow. And Monday and new years day.
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If there are questions
thedeependofthepool:
I’d be more than happy to answer them on kik.
If the questions are legitimate and based out of curiosity and concern, then cool. Ask away. If they come from a place of distrust or negativity? Kindly fuck right off. Then die.
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This should be fun
It’s never a positive thing when the exit off the highway for your mall is backed up onto the highway and you work at said mall.
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the great tumblr.: 5 Songs I Never Skip →
jezebelthegreat:
1. Bee Gees—Night Fever. Mainly because come on it’s the fucking Bee Gees but also because no matter where I am, I always have to do that pointing-the-finger-up move the second the intro is over and Barry starts singing. I have to. It’s a thing. I don’t know.
2. Bikini Kill—Rebel Girl. A…
BEFORE YOU POINT YOUR FINGER, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I’M THE MAN. AND IF...
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Things from the last few days
I’ve been busy with retail holiday hell and whatnot, so not much time for ye ol tumblr. Things from the past few days I’ve been meaning to post about:
I finally bought an iPhone, it’ll arrive soon (only worked at Apple for 17 months now)
Dinner with the Sushis was awesome!
Jess is HUGE and even more beautiful than I remember. Sad once she pops this kid, she’ll go back...
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Hey Mac Users
CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, YO!!!
http://totalfinder.binaryage.com/
Its software for your Mac (running 10.6 or 10.7) called TotalFinder. It replaces your normal boring Finder window with a new Finder window that provides you with TABBED FINDER CAPABILITIES!!
As such:
If these means nothing to you, then cool. Ignore me. If not, then ENJOY! Its does cost money, mind you. $18 for a license. ...
Did it!
jewles:
161 Verbal 148 Math. Good enough! More than good enough. Once my writing section is graded that’ll add up to another 6 points on as well, so I’ll end up somewhere between 309 and 315.
I’m now cramming a few celebratory french fries into my mouth before I go pick up Ian from work. After that I might be having a few Liquor Snacks™ (trademark owned in full by FinallyChelle) so hold onto...
Hold that thought....: Jen needs our help. NOW. →
bunnkwio:
By now you all know what has been happening at home with our dear friend Jen. Well, her surroundings have gone from being frustrating to truly UNSAFE.
She needs to move. NOW. Seriously, we’re talking a week here.
The problem is that she does not have the funds to pick up and leave immediately.
DO IT. NOW!
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Chronically Awesome: Howdy Guys! Since I’m going... →
jewles:
Howdy Guys! Since I’m going to be gone for a whole month this time, I decided to create a Tumblr solely for pics and updates while I’m in Costa Rica. The URL is: http://puravida2012.tumblr.com. I won’t follow anyone back from that site, but if you’re interested in updates, add it. This way I’ll…
DO IT!!!
Watchllacigart:
~’SNL’ Weekend Update Joke-Off With Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers~
~via huffingtonpost.com
YES!!!!!
Oh me? Nothing.
Just watching a small dog poop. You?
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Currently awaiting the mother and father of our...
You’d think, considering their station, they would be able to somehow get around such pedestrian trials and tribulations. Sometimes I forget they too are mere mortals.
River Bottom Nightmare Band
spiralingsidewayz:
That is all.
I’m not hungry. I’m HHHHHUUUUUUUUNNNGGGRRRYYYY!
Out of curiosity...
What is your hearts to posts ratio. Not that it matters in anyway or says anything about you, I’m just curious.
Mine is approx. 4:1, hearts:posts
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Robot lords of Tokyo
semicullen:
Smile!
Taste kittens!
Did you not know that the Royal Hunting Grounds are always forbidden?
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Drink to the Dead
Drink to the Dead
All you still alive
We shall join them in good time
Should you go crossing that silvery brook
It’s best to leap before you look
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This morning's commute brought to you by:
Bury your treasure
Burn your crops
Black water rising and it ain’t gonna stop
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Apparently my last post was my 1000th post since...
And I am perfectly happy with said post being about Clutch.
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OKAY
Actually walking the dog now and going to bed
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I discovered Drinkify. →
vegkat:
andynorwhal:
Sometimes, the people I know on Facebook really come through and post about websites that suggest which drinks you should drink based on what you’re listening to. Perfection.
I can get behind this. I tested a few bands.
Depeche Mode: 6oz vodka, serve neat. Garnish with umbrella.
Devo: 10 oz vodka, Serve neat, stir vigorously, garnish with sprig of mint.
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