Taylor Says:
With all the budget cuts in government jobs, I’ve taken to treating many aspects of daily office life like an old school RPG: You enter the copy room. You see four drawers to your right - search drawer one - You find 2 large binder clips and 4 large paper clips - take all - you have added 2 large binder clips and 4 large paper clips to your inventory - Turn left - You are attacked by a Grue…