Virginity Meme
I lost my virginity at the tender age of 16 (about 1 month before I turned 17) to the girl I was dating at the time. Her name was Miriam and she was more experienced than me (read: had done it before with two previous boyfriends) We had been dating for probably 3-4 months. We were hanging out at her house, which we often did as her parents would leave us alone in her room for as long as we wanted (read: heavy make out and petting sessions.) Her parents had gone to sleep and we were at the other end of the house, on a different floor watching, of all things, Pink Floyd’s The Wall. By this point we were pretty much naked on the couch doing stuff. I was on my back and she was going down on me. I was half watching the movie, in an attempt to last longer (I WAS 16! I WANTED ALL BLOW JOBS TO LAST FOREVER!!!!) when things suddenly felt … different. I focused on what was going on and Miriam was sitting ON me, smiling. It took me about 5 seconds to realize what was going on. She asked if it was okay, to which I stammered something probably similar to “Uh huh, yeah, sure, yes, oh god….” Of course at this point I was now VERY CONCERNED WITH LASTING AS LONG AS POSSIBLE so I again focused on the movie. BAD MOVIE TO FOCUS ON DURING VIRGINITY LOSS. I SHIT you not it was the flower fucking scene. You can’t even write this shit.
So, yep, that’s how I was deflowered. Miriam and I proceeded to have ALL of the sex as often as possible until she started fucking our friend Mike behind my back and then broke up with me at HER Junior Prom. That’s a different story though :)
